Alice is watching

Casting Couch:

A nightmare for celebrities and a wistle-blower for the black world of some really high-profiles, has now turned its face towards the most elite class - our respected Mr Politician of indian politics. No one playing grey can remain safe anymore. The hidden cameras are in, Mr corrupt is out.

The word is driving the indian media to expose the grey element in our society. Every sacond day U can find another dirty mind being busted on the news channels. But the glittering world of coins are so illuminous, we are continuing with the same mentality which support the grey job in different spheres of life......be it bribing,corruption,black marketing or anything else-list is long.

We never worry in being debauched for doing our own duty. Corruption has reached down to the roots of the system. Some paradigms:

A police officer caught in delhi in taking bribe for handing over a dead body to its family.
Beware! Alice is watching. REPLY:Who the fuck is ALICE.
A commisioner caught with a prostitute in return of a favor to some businessman.
Beware! Alice is watching. REPLY:Who the fuck is ALICE.
A filmstar asking for sexual ride in return to giving a break in film to a new entrant.
Beware! Alice is watching. REPLY:Who the fuck is ALICE.
The shameful acceptance by some new Filmi-Heroes doing homosexual act for a break.
Beware! Alice is watching. REPLY:Who the fuck is ALICE.
Some politicians taking bribe for raising some questions in the sacred parliament.
Beware! Alice is watching. REPLY:Who the fuck is ALICE.

Wait! Many more are still on the way. But who cares. Not we Indians.
"HUM TO BHAI JAISE HAIN WAISE RAHENGE."
Cheers.....

The Bull Ride

The sensex of indian exchange is on the ride up the hill without any stop in the way. It has brought to reality the dreams of a common man to have his pocket thick. The euphoria this ride brings can be seen in the growing market power of India and it brings us a hope of having in future an economy as juggernaut in size as of the only superpower-USA.

The sensex has already crossed the historical high of 9000 mark and is expected to rise further beyond it. The driving enenrgy behind this continuity is nothing else but FII- foreign investment. It has been to the highest this year and is expected to cross $10-bn if the rate continues. But we are left with a few days this year and need a further hefty investment from foreign to reachthe goal (-"running out of time situation") and the pace also can't continue to b same with lots of festical down the line(-Christmas and New Year Eve).

All the future demands is this investment to continue, and in turn the faith of investors in our infrastructure and administrative-commercial structure. The commercial viability of our policies are well estabilised with its flexibility. A continuous upgradation of administration and infrastructure means the battle will be in our side. If we continue to gain faith of foreign global majors in us and get successful in making India a global hub of business, the D-day wont be out of reach. It is a play of projections and illusions. Let us participate to full potential towards the making of a new SUPER POWER- INDIA.

Though the ride is long, all we need is perseverance and faith in ourself.

Amitabh Take Care

I have received this piece of information from one of the fans of urs residing in Paris(obviously Indian- from "not required" lot...NRI). From his secret sources he could be able to get hold of diagnosis of the surgeon taking care of this national calamity(it flashed as main among all the headlines of the day in all national news channels).

The doctor found the ailment in some tube of the digestion channel. They could not reach at a final conclusion for cause of this ailment, but one of the following is suspected to be the one:

1) Excessive intake of chyavanprash
2) Pepsi zyada ho gayi
3)Hajmola kam pad gaya
4)Teeka bhi nahi lagwaya hoga
5)Bhool se asian paints kha liya hoga
6)Pappu ki choclate expire ho gayi hogi.
7)Boro plus lagana bhool gaye honge.

Take Care Amitabh. U r heartbeat of many and ur life is very much precious for us.This sarcastic comment is not meant to soil your persona(rather no one can).But do give some rest to ur body even if it comes at cost of a bulging sum of money.

With all the best wishes.

Job Opening: Apply Now

Job Description:
The ouster of Laloo Prasad Yadav from the center of politics of United States of Bihar has created a vacancy for the post of "Poster Boy of Bihar", that he was holding for last fifteen years and there is a void at the top level for the crown. The applications are sought in this regrads. Those fullfilling the below mentioned criterion are eligible for the post.
Designation/Post :
Poster Boy of Bihar
Employer :
People of Bihar
Desired Expertise:
1)Should look down-to-earth(No matter what actually he is).
2)Should be able to hoodwink the common man.
3)Should have proficiency in dividing people on caste-basis.
4) Should have a skills of scamming and to get out of charge.
Experience:
Experinced will be prefered.
Education:
No Bar
Salary:
Based on Interview(Should n't matter for U, as bribes ensured to come in future).
Location:
Bihar
Date Updated:
3-Dec-05
Apply Now:
Please submit ur application as comment to this post.

Tommorow Never Dies: Issued in Public Interest

Yesterday was the world AIDS day and it brought a sense of responsibility in me towards the domain we all belong to: The Humankind. As I have always been a late-comer and couldn't get rid of it even after lots of efforts. Here is something I should have done yesterday, anyway continuing my past records:
Yesterday night I had a pledge to do maximum to save this beutiful world from ravenous hands of the most dreaded one : AIDS. In Morning I started by putting a mail for the awareness towards it and forwarded it to as many I could. Here I continue with the same mission which I will never let to rust away with time(my pledge).

The basic awareness towards prevention of AIDS are
1) For youngesters= Try to to delay ur first break only after getting in nupital bonding.If U cant control urself to wait use safe sex(see fifth point) .
2)For Marrieds=Be loyal to ur partner. Try not to outsource. Rather explore the talents of ur partner.
3)For Men=Use a new blade while going for a shave in saloons. An older one can shave u off ur life.
4)For Women=Stand out to say "No", if a man enforces for unsafe sex ride.
5)Use CONDOMES=Condomes are the safest way to cheerful ride. They also help to control population. U can't expect more from ur lifeless friend. If u want more, use one with protrusions, but never forget this loyal fellow.
6)Use sterile syringe while taking injection. Prefer a new one.
7)Always take a tested blood transfusion. Go for a test even in emergency to avoid a more severe one in future.
8)For HIV positive=For sex try for a similar partner.It will bring happiness to both of U and save the world from a disaster waiting ahead. Do not donate ur blood to anyone else not positive. U should take care while bringing a new life on this horizon.

Some Eye-openers towards making a better society:
1)For Non HIV Positives: AIDS does not spread by kissing, touching and working together. Being HIV positive does not mean infected with AIDS but a higher risk factor to it. Dont make a hatred against those suffering with it. Don't take it as a sign of loose character. We can't stop it with hatred but a knowledge towards it's prevention. An AIDS patient needs ur help. Try to spread peace, love and knowledge.We can build a cheerful and enlightened society together.
2)For HIV Positives:Take the precaution as mentioned previously. Never feel shy in accepting the truth, U should not have shame of it. U have all the rights that any other on this landscape avails and shold live with a dignity.But always try to feel ur responsibility towards this world. Never drag anyone to the the world of AIDS. Come forward in society b'cos no one is as in depth with it as U and try to share ur xperience and knowledge to make it a safer world.

Let us build a nice fate for ourselves. Dont be a late on it: b'cos fate never is.We all have to die someday, but ensure that "Tommorow Never Dies" for the human race.
The mantra of today is : Be Positive But Not in HIV.

It's show time

First let me first put my sorry face forward for being out of "my world of thoughts". Sorry! readers. I really missed u.

I have resumed my office after a quick field visit where I was for installation of SRP- a pump used for pumping out crude from oil wells. Please continue to read evenif u didn't get the term, ok, I wont use it anymore in this blog.

One fine morning- my journey starts from my house in a field dress- that's a special coverall that one is subjected to for so-called safety reason. U have to b in when in field to escape being screwed by reports of safety personels.I m accompained by an army of two of my colleagues- Call us an army b'cos we three are all covered from top to tail in the exactly same coverall. The most revealing about it being its color- The Gorgeous Saffron.

If u ever had a long run on vehicle keeping ur skeleton straitening, all u need is to strech out. And thats what we decided. In India, U never have to wait long to reach such a place. At each mile u r going to find a hoard of young peolple making njoyment at tea stalls. Such joyfully living we believe in.(Forget them who blame unemployment for this).

And we stopped at a nice stall - one famous in the route for tea(actually it is for girls ). So it was able to attract a good number of couples(boy-girl pair).And it was then we recognised, we're among such an exceptional lot.It was a good place if u r thirsty-obviously for girls. The coverall had made all the stars buttoned to our persona. And we were the hub for everyone's eyes. Even girls were engrossed with the beauty of our dressing sense. Yes, it would b difficult for even boldest supermodel on F-TV making on ramp, with so many eyes piercing on her.

We were rocking the chapel's diaspora. I will always acknowledge it as my first walk down the ramp. It's a real show time.